квоты

Тут буду собирать подписи для форума.
Чтобы было что писать в статус в аське =)

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice,
From what I tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.


Make tea, not war


There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start and


There are three kinds of people in this world: people who can count and people who can't.


Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!

Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.


Day 33 :
Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite.
Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood. Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming.
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf.


If you don't name your sword, how is it supposed to come when you call it?


I'm not anti-society, society is anti-me.

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.


"it's not like I blame you... I just think it's more your fault than mine"

I don't talk; I conspire.

From: DISCO LAND! WOO, DO THE WAVE!


Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
-Harlan Ellison

" 'Gandalf Airlines.' It's the only way to 'fly you fools' "


What's Hydrogen anyway?

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here


Helka, you are the strangest person I have had the pleasure of not meeting.

Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur.

Who can say where the day flows
Why the fire blows
Only Denethor...


Instead of being paraniod, I choose to be an inverse paranoid, I am totaly convinced that everyone is out to make me happy!

OK which one of you gave Denethor a flametrower?


There is only one Lord Of The Rings. And he does not share his toys! *grabs back his staff*


I don't get it. That's why it's cool.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.


The poor girl said she liked your fanfic, am I right?

"I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."

Behind every good man is a woman rolling her eyes.

It's psychosomatic. You need a labotomy. I'll get a saw.


Daybreak is a never-ending glory. Getting out of bed is a never-ending nuisance.

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.

И умоется кровавыми слезами тот, кто усомнился в нашем миролюбии...